Your family reunion is coming up. No tellin’ how many first cousins might show up. Got to get ready. Wait! You have a date or two to go on first. This emergency kit is designed to help reduce the stress of greeting all those “kissin’ cousins.” It contains everything a redneck could use.
The kit comes in a really cute 5x5 inch drawstring handmade bag I created. You have two choices in bags: a quilted design in a variety of colors or blue jean fabric. The drawstrings are decorated with beads. Use the pull-down menu to select.
The bag contains:
- Chocolate opaque lipstick ($5.50 value)
- Bud Light bottlecap dangly earrings
- 2 temporary tattoos
- a Trojan© condom
- Alka Seltzer©
- a Wet Ones© wipe
- a Bic© cigarette lighter
- a ¾ inch Band-aid©
- two breath mints
Each bag is decorated with a 4X3 inch “White Trash Evening Bag” tag and directions on how to apply tattoos.
Put one in your office desk drawer, car glove compartment, or give one to a friend or relative. We all have White Trash days and need an emergency kit …for when our relatives show up…or we have a date.