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  • White Trash Evening Bag Makes Great Gift
  • White Trash Evening Bag Makes Great Gift
  • White Trash Evening Bag Makes Great Gift
  • White Trash Evening Bag Makes Great Gift
  • White Trash Evening Bag Makes Great Gift

White Trash Evening Bag Makes Great Gift

gifts/kits

$10.50

Description

Your family reunion is coming up.  No tellin’ how many first cousins might show up.  Got to get ready.  Wait! You have a date or two to go on first.  This emergency kit is designed to help reduce the stress of greeting all those “kissin’ cousins.”  It contains everything a redneck could use.

The kit comes in a really cute 5x5 inch drawstring handmade bag I created.  You have two choices in bags: a quilted design in a variety of colors or blue jean fabric. The drawstrings are decorated with beads.  Use the pull-down menu to select.

The bag contains:

  • Chocolate opaque lipstick ($5.50 value)
  • Bud Light bottlecap dangly earrings
  • 2 temporary tattoos
  • a Trojan© condom
  • Alka Seltzer©
  • a Wet Ones© wipe
  • a Bic© cigarette lighter
  • a ¾ inch Band-aid©
  • toothpicks
  • two breath mints

Each bag is decorated with a 4X3 inch “White Trash Evening Bag” tag and directions on how to apply tattoos.

Put one in your office desk drawer, car glove compartment, or give one to a friend or relative.  We all have White Trash days and need an emergency kit …for when our relatives show up…or we have a date.

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